Thursday, February 7, 2008

Answers to the Impossible Quiz

The Impossible quiz is no more impossible.. Here we have the answers / solutions to the impossible quiz, posted on 13th Sep 2007. Those who haven't yet tried the wonderful quiz, visit The Impossible Quiz. If you are looking for answers to Impossible Quiz 2, click here
The questions are far from easy. Some require insane logic, others are completely down to guessing. You have 3 lives throughout the quiz. Get an answer incorrect and you will lose one. Complete a certain number of questions correctly and you will be awarded with a Skip. Skips lets you skip a question if you are finding it too difficult. There are also bomb questions which are timed. You have to complete the question until the bomb detonates otherwise it is Game Over. Limits range from generous 10 seconds to an evil 1 second! Good luck!
1. “How many holes in a polo?”
four (2 arms, 1 collar 1 waist)
2. “Can a match box?”
no,but a tin can (there is a saying “a match can’t box but a tin can”)
3. “sdrawkcab siht rewsna”
o.k. (reverse spelling)
4. “Click, the answer”
answer (literally)
5. “Put mouse here…”
go around the screen (w/out touching blue).
6. “sqr onion” shallots
(wordplay: shallots are small onions)
7. “The answer is really big” an elephant
(literally; also possible reference to legendary moment of dumbness in TV quiz who wants to be a millionaire)
8. “Search!” for the word yes
( a little down bellow S and E)
9. “What was the answer to question 2?”
top right (self explanatory)
10. “Choose food” click on the teeth
(Choose is a homophone for “Chews”)
11. “What follows December 2nd?”
n (1st thing: “2″ 2nd thing: “n” 3rd thing: “d”)
12. “Click on the smallest”
the dot on the I (makes sense)
13. “What sound does a bell make?”
F’tanng (makes sense)
14. “What can you put in a bucket to make it lighter?”
torch (”lighter” as in fire tool)
15. “Neigh! Whinny!”
Just type in horse (cryptic, but makes good sense)
16. “What is the 7th letter of the Alphabet?”
h (literally, the 7th letter in “the alpHabet”)
17. “24 - 7 =”
click on the circled 17 (devious, but logic)
18. “Stop time”
… with a hammer (“stop. hammer time!” [break out the “running man” dance])
19. “Color in the correct color”
Blue Orange Green Green Yellow (makes sense)
20. “Deal or no deal?”
seal! (because whatever you choose, you *seal* the “deal”.)
21. “Watch Carefully… now choose!”
top left (blinks green)
22. “The choice is yours”
+1 skip (kind of makes sense; in this question, you get +1 skip)
23. “Save changes to ‘untitled’?”
bran (you must type something to save?)
24. “click on the ‘v’ in lives”
click V in bottom left corner (hidden message)
25. “How do you kill a werewolf”?
Shoe polish (Shoe polish has silver nitrate, silver kills werewolves)
26. “Which of this place names doesn’t exist”?
Arsefacey (It’s a fact!)
27. “I hope you’ve been paying attention to the question numbers!”
go to 28 (logic)
28. “What is this?”
abundance (a bun dance! get it?)
29. “What flavour is cardboard?”
egg mayonnaise (*allegedly* because they somehow use mayo in the process of making cardboard — can anyone back this up?)
30. “Don’t click on the green” stay on the path! (makes sense)
31. “woof. woof. woof.” (just watch puppy for a while)
32. “What are the main ingredients of champoo?” babycham and human faeces (Babycham(sham) + Human Faeces(‘poo’)= shampoo.)
33. “How many letter in ‘his hand’?” 7 (literal)
34. “Elephants don’t like mice” take mouse away from screen (makes good sense)
35. “If you touch this button, it’s game over!” click on green smily face (just wait a bit)
36. “What do you call a wingless fly?” a walk (makes sense)
37. “Can you get this question wrong?” all four buttons work (just a teaser)
38. “Mary Rose sat on a pin.” Mary Rose (Because she sat on a pin, she had to get up! It’s a bad pun.)
39. “cylindrical adventures” (animation by Splapp-me-do, available on Newgrounds.com)
40. “Hmm… if only you had a bridge” alt+tab, or hold the left mouse to clink pink (logic)
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41. “the afro” on the ducks head (perhaps because it’s the only part that doesn’t belong in a duck; answer available in link: afroduck)
42. “What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?” the 42nd 42 (bottom row, second collumn - it’s a reference from “The Hitchhicker’s guide to the galaxy” )
43. “Bridget makes everyone… “tom cruise (Jerry McGuire movie reference)
44. “Puzzle” Put pieces together (behind piece marked 44 there’s a button)
45. “Gibberish” top right (kindly translated from windgdings by Max - Question: “Potatoes fly”. Top-left:indeed / Top-right: WRONG / bottom-left: Why not? / bottom-right: ROFL)
46. “OMFG u kills sonikku bastard” bottom left (self-explanatory, South Park reference, reference to video “sonic breaks his neck” by splapp-me-do)
47. “Vanish” click on red dot (mouse cursor vanishes)
48. “Snake? Snake?!” Snaaaake! (videogame reference - metal gear solid)
49. “Which is the correct spelling?” splapp-me-do (It’s the name of the group behind the game - refer to opening credits)
50. “Remember:”o.k. (you’ll get this one later on.)
51. “Fight” just click on screen several times
52. “Find the Carrot.” the third one, below the ! (logic)
53. “Mar mite” but pa might not (word play)
54. “Shanghai?” no, about 20cm off the ground (word play)
55. “What is the digestive system?” a game console for wholemeal biscuits (a game console is a “system” and wholemeal biscuits are often used to help babies digestion)
56. “I hope you remembered?” click on dot blue, red, blue, yellow in that order (refer #50)
57. “Look! Count Dracula!” erm…one? (word play)
58. “On the *subject* of dracula, what’s his favorite food?” Sheperd’s pie (logic, wordplay)
59. “Charge U’r laser” click on the black circle dude as fast as you can (logic)
60. “Be honest… did you manage to do the last question on the first go?” yes or no (just be honest)
61. “(Y)” thumbs up (if you type (Y) in MSN a thumbs up emoticon appears)
62. “It’th thimple. Click the moth!” the moss (answer with a lisp, makes sense)
63. “What are Chicken McNuggets made of?” tastless white fluff (Author’s personal opinion, allegedly)
64. “Which is true?” egg>28 (according to jewish low, there are two main sizes of food portions: olives & eggs. an olive in considered these days as 28 gr. (very big olives), and eggs are double.)
65. “Click the *largest*” click the word largest (literal)
66. “Hurry up! It’s the end of the World!” click the ! after world (self-explanatory “!”)
67. “What is this?” a big hairy arsonist (wordplay)
68. “pet the kitty” just rub it w/ mouse.
69. “Are you enjoying the quiz?” lol,69 (duh)
70. “My dog’s got no nose. How does it smell?” using its anus (“smell” is an adjective describing the dog and not a verb)
71. “Oh, Christ…” just click the green (logic)
72. “Where is it?” move down from between 7 and 2 in question number (logic)
73. “?” top right (similarity)
74. “How many questions does this quiz have?” no one knows that (They hadn’t yet finished making the game! )
75. “Pay attention….” and quickly press the escape button (beneath question number)
76.”….You are my candy girl” sugar honey honey (as in the popular 80’s pop song)
77. “What is this?” question 77 (duh)
78. “Déja vu?” four (refer #1)
79. “Where is the horseshoe?” it’s the ‘u’ in what do you mean? (bottom left)
80. “Sell your liver to…” romanians (possibly because Romania has the highest rate of hepatitis infection in Europe. 1 out of 11 Romanians has some form of hepatitis, which is a liver disease.)
81. “Rub the pole” … to draw a lightning
82. “Clip Toenails” click on toenails to trim them (must be real fast)
83. “What does DNA stand for?” national dyslexic assosiation (go figure)
84. “Only click the shooting start.” right click screen and wait for star to show up (otherwise it’s just too tough)
85. “Did you enjoy the last question?” i loved it! (you’d better)
86. “I’m green and I have sticky balls. Who am I?” the prince (the Frog Prince from Katamari Damanci videogame)
87. “Click on what’s missing from this question” click on invisible dot after 87 (logic)
88. “Break his leg” click really fast anywhere (logic, reference to splapp-me-do video “sonic breaks his neck”)
89. “Which magical property do dog eggs contain?” blindness
90. “How many times has Michael Jackson had a nose job?” nonce
91. “Dear reader…” rip the page by sliding cursor beneath third hole (no clicking)
92. “Descend” 194 27 26 14 9 3 2.5 10.4 (clicking order, from Left to Right: 2 6 9 3 5 1 7 4 8 )
93.drag the bomb
94.wait for it to time out
95.press the button that the cat leaves
96.a right mess
97.10+ times
98. blue, red, blue, yellow (just like the other remember)
99.wait for light to turn green
100.two
101 - Type chihuahua
102 - Touch the circles but not the squares, when a small square appears, don’t touch anything.
103 - Find the tomato. Before everything vanishes, put your mouse between the top of the letters “C” and “H”
104 - Click on the sad yellow moon. Bottom right corner
105 - Mouse over and type Banana out of the “B” in gooseberry, the “A” in apple and the SECOND “N” in nectarine
106 - Complete the game and DONT use a skip.
107 - Move your mouse over “I am ignore u” but don’t click it, it will come up with game over. Ignore this and wait.
108 - Type in the missing numbers WITH SPACES. (4 8 15 16 23 42)
109 - click the monkey as quickly as possible, click it’s poop, click the arrow in the poop.
110 - You must use ALL the skips in the game. Make sure you got the ones from the space level.
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